FAIL, Original Art Print, Posters for Pessimists, Demotivational Poster, Quentin Crisp

FAIL, Original Art Print, Posters for Pessimists, Demotivational Poster, Quentin Crisp



"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style." -- Quentin Crisp

Do you hate happy? Does joy annoy you? Is snark more your style? Introducing "Fail" from the series "Posters for Pessimists, an Antidote to Optimism". If this doesn't crush your spirit, nothing will.

The mini-bio at the bottom of the print reads:

Quentin Crisp was an English writer, performer, and bon vivant. He is known primarily for his autobiography The Naked Civil Servant and his stage show An Evening with Quentin Crisp, which he continued to perform until his death at age 90. Crisp was a flamboyant homosexual with a sharp wit and a flair for the outrageous. He wore lipstick, high heels, and nail polish in public, and was open about his sexuality at a time when it was not only taboo but illegal. Although he was famous, he continued to list his number in the phone book and accepted calls and dinner invitations from complete strangers. Crisp was a true original who dared to be himself, though he once said, “It would be a mistake to think I had any talent. All I have got is that I am infinitely available.”

Ready-to-frame art print, printed on thick, bright white paper stock.

Paper Size - 12" x 18"
Image Size - 10" x 16"
Border Size - 1"

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